Finally, geeks around the world can stop pulling their hair out! After an eternity, Adult Swim has finally released the air date for Rick and Morty season 7. Mark your calendars because the next mishap in Rick's adventures with Morty is scheduled to premiere on July 10th. Get ready for a wild trip full of unpredictable chaos, because Rick and Morty are back, and they're not here to play nice.

This new season promises to be even bigger than before, with hints about a galactic threat. With the return of fan-favorite characters and the introduction of fresh faces, Rick and Morty season 7 is shaping up to be one for the history books.

MORGAN'S MOST RECENT TRIP EXPLORES A CRAZY NEW REALITY

Our favorite genius, Rick, has gone off the rails! Morty's recent adventure|jaunt|venture into the cosmos has landed them in a dimension unlike anything they've encountered. This time, it's all about dimensional portals to alternate realities, with some hilarious twists along the way.

Get ready for a wild ride as Rick and Morty get caught in the crossfire of this crazy new world!

Beth's CRAZY PLOT BACKFIRES IN EPIC FASHION!

Beth assumed she was acting totally clever. She had this insane scheme to win, and she thought it was foolproof. Turns out, Beth's plan was about as stable as a house of cards in a hurricane! It all fell apart in the funniest way possible. Now, everyone is scolding Beth and she's left with egg on her face.

• Ouch!
• Served you right, Beth!

PLURT RETURNS WITH A VENGEANCE!

Prepare yourselves, because this absolutely click here epic phenomenon is making a massive comeback with a vengeance! After a mysterious absence, PLURT has emerged from the shadows, charged up and ready to go. They're bringing their signature blend of pulsating rhythms and mind-blowing stage shows that will rock your world.

• Rumors are swirling about their upcoming tour, and fans are losing it with anticipation.
• Be there or be square

Stay tuned for more information about PLURT's triumphant return, and get ready to experience something truly unforgettable!

Rexcellent Adventure FEATURING RICK AND MORTY LOGIC?

Imagine a dinosaur park where the velociraptors are a portal to another dimension. Picture T-Rexes that can sing opera, and Brachiosaurus that just are secretly sentient robots. You got a Triceratops with an existential crisis, a Stegosaurus addicted to portal guns, and Mr. Hammond's constantly muttering about "fixing this multiverse mess". This isn't your grandpa's Terradrome, folks. This is a chaotic dimension hop with more twists, turns, and portal malfunctions than you can shake a laser gun at.

Town Board Considering Ban on Interdimensional Gates After Recent Affair

Following a recent unforeseen affair, the Local Council is currently reviewing a ban on entryways. The occurrance in question included a {suddenmanifestation of a opening, which led to considerable alarm. Local authorities are currently {investigating thesituation and are working with experts to {determine theorigin of the portal and to prevent future incidents. Residents are being encouraged to remain serene and to cooperate with local authorities.

• A special council session will be held next week to debate this issue further.
• Are invited to the meeting to express their opinions.